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Jon Told Bob Told Rob

by Diet Lite

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1.
I live in a big house on a hill Far away from everything and better still So distantly related to me It’s a life of comfort spent modestly We’ll get there in good time If it don’t break us Because I could by living off of your crumbs But I wouldn’t really want that to happen Now I live in a big house by the sea Or lake Either way it’s haunted by deceased Memories of weddings and grad parties It’s a place we can go to if you’d like We’ll get there in the night Baby everything will be alright We can turn around if you’d like If it don’t break us Because I could get by living off of your strums But I wouldn’t really want that to happen
2.
Lenny 04:12
They call me Lenny! Yeah, I could spell that… but hey! What for?!? I met the strangest man singing show tunes right out my door He's like a modern Costanza, with that stature and those crooked eyes (oh my my my) Just a backhanded contrarian with a penchant for disparagingly off remarks, My name’s the breeze so please wont you take a shot at me I got some news for you but it ain’t gonna be whatchu wanna hear Oh my oh my Is that a pie in the sky? Looking big and right/moving dyanmite Looking mean and bright I’m gonna give it to you But I ain’t gonna tell you what to think I'm on my knees, please oh please, don't leave me here, take me with you! Meet me in that breezy field where the willow weeps we'll fly into the countryside, rain or shine, day or night Just call me by my name, and I'll call you a friend of mine! Lets fly into the countryside, rain or shine, day or night Lets fly into the countryside, rain or shine, day or night (oh my, my, my) Lets fly into the countryside, rain or shine, day or night Lets fly into the countryside, rain or shine, day or night
3.
Quality is what you think you see before God’s choreography Gets tangled in your synapses dreams Oh please tell me you know what I mean Well I could be sitting by a brook Pouring out of your favorite book Everything created by looking at what has really stuck Misty magic on the breach Jon told Bob told Rob told me That I can see what I can see Won’t you let the powers be Well she told me coldly Not to harbour a hand But I could tell by that wayside glance that she had other plans Well she told me coldly Not to harbour a hand But I could tell by that bitter look that she had other plans Quality is what you think you see before God’s choreography Gets scrambled in your neurotic dreams Oh please tell me you know what I mean I remember when you said we could be friends again But that was a long time ago And ain’t much has changed dontcha know Misty magic on a leash Jon told Bob told Rob told me That I can see what I can see Won’t you let the powers be Well she told me coldly Not to harbour a hand But you were pretty strung out back then and franky I was spent Well she told me coldly Not to harbour a hand But I could tell by that far-off, side-eyed glance that she had other plans
4.
Well I’m just sitting with my baby in a cold dark lazy room My my it’s half past nine Those hazy lazy blues It’s Friday morn the world’s to scorn I sick it baby too But a cat’s a-sleeping on my back and I can’t get away from you I make it up but coffee keeps me tied up in the living room Can’t force myself to look down Mifflin St from here on Broom Your creaky voice comes creeping through the creaky door So you can tell me Max it’s dead Come back to bed To which I must be true Until I saw electric light screaming down the one-way I said hun I got to run lest I be caught in contempt Of the law of Friday morn that says you got to get up early Or play by the rules You goddamn fool I lost the race to save my face And sitting in the glinting light A ticket flapping in the wind Madison city parking ticket groove Ain’t it hard bein a stranger Ain’t it hard losing your cool I ain’t no bard but let me tell you I’ll make mistakes but I’ll make it through Acquistioner I was but the grifter he wasn’t far “Officer I must confess I did transgress but hardly” Standing in the sun he simply said “What can be done” Slack-jaw I was cause then he vanished into nothing Oh grievances You gave it up for them You meticulously abided by me Oh grievances You gave it up for them You meticulously provided for me So play by the rules You goddamn fool
5.
Stuck Again 04:01
Well I’ve been led into the fight Singing ‘bout how I don’t mind Been bounced around from side to side But don’t you close those hard eyes An oral prostitution shifted the illusion Soldiering confusion with ragged words diffusing Compromised perception upholding your pretensions That thick-skinned intervention was our great invention Don’t feed it Don’t feed it You’re gonna need it You’re gonna need it Don’t feed it Don’t feed it You’re gonna need it, need it, need it, need it Soft in the country home so why Don’t you wander towards those concrete miles Away from the flesh you so despise Bloodlust they need to keep inside The lanes you’re choosing covered in ash and booze and Sleazy eats left musing of love of disillusion So fear the entertainer Hold your own retainer Stick to guns you’re using You can without shooting Don’t use it Don’t use it You’re gonna lose it You’re gonna lose it Don’t use it Don’t use it You’re gonna lose it, lose it, lose it, lose it Lose it Lose it Lose it

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released July 22, 2022

Written and recorded by Diet Lite in Milwaukee, WI.

Engineered by Kelson Kuzdas in Milwaukee, WI.

Mastered by Austin Lutter in Libertyville, IL.

Artwork by Maddie Walczak.

Diet Lite is Evan Marsalli, Max Niemann, and Kelson Kuzdas.

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